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Yes, I thank the day I got one!
If you have ever kept and loved a Sea Monkey, you know how messy those little rascals can be. Leave it to the Sea Monkey Overlords to invent the perfect solution! Not only is this item awesome for helping to clean your Sea Monkeys' home, but it has myriad other uses as well!
1. Sea Monkey transportation. Much better than trying to catch 'em in a net. Trust me. It doesn't work. It just doesn't.
2. Turkey baster. When you are bored with your Sea Monkey underlings, they make a fantastic gravy!
3. Squirt gun! Why stick with boring old water when you can squirt your specially trained attack Sea Monkeys in your enemies' faces! They will never see it coming!
4. Medicine dropper! Who says Sea Monkey water can't cure earaches? I haven't heard anybody say that, and even if they did, I bet they haven't tried it! You could be the first to explore this possible new miracle cure! You could be rich! In addition to squirting Sea Monkeys into your ears, you could also try squirting them in your eyes, nose, mouth, etc. The possibilities are endless!
There are lots of other uses, but if I write them all here, it will ruin the fun of you figuring them out on your own! Remember, with Sea Monkeys, ANYTHING is possible! ANYTHING!!!
[Wednesday, March 19, 2008]
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